I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
NoShamevember. You game?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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