Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
should my penis look like a turkey
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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