You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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