He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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