Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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