The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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