One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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