New invention idea: vibrating tampons
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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