You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I want to be your penis for a week.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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