I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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