it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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