ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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