maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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