the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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