you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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