So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I checked into jail on foursquare
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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