im drinking this country out of the recession.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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