I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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