So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Semen is not good for contacts.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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