She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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