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Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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