Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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