Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
