I'm pants shitting drunk right now
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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