I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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