that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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