you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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