We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
