Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Randomize
