Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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