Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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