I think im going to throw up on grandma
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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