I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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