I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
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I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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