So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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