I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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