mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
It's just like the Real World with babies
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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