oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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