Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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