apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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