well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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