he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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