This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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