Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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