I'm drive I can fine osifer
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I woke up under a house in Key West
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