I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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