Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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