Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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