it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i may or may not be watching the land before time
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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