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(404): View more from Georgia

i think i'm in class. and blacked out.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.

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(217): View more from Illinois

So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy

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(480): View more from Arizona

I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success

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(303): View more from Colorado

Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...

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(503): View more from Oregon

When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.

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(404): View more from Georgia

So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow

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(614): View more from Ohio

he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...

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