I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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