So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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