I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i think i just puked on my phone
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I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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its like you know when i get waxed
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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