Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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