My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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