Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
it glows. i had to have it.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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