She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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