when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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